Thursday, March 31, 2011

One or the Other

It is important in child rearing that you get to know your child quickly so you can pigeon hole your child into your impossible expectations as early as possible. Is your child smart or stupid, thin or fat, attractive or has the appearance of a watermelon after having been attacked by birds? I would like to know if my son is left-handed or right-handed, but all he gives me is this.

Son, you aren't helping.