Yes, but not really

Today is Columbus Day! I am celebrating by going to school and going to work, because apparently those things don't recognize Columbus for the incredible man that he was. He saw an ocean and he said, "ya, I can cross that." If there was a gold medal for oceanic travel, he would have all of them. His memory would compete against current challengers and would dominate them like a 300 pound woman in black leather and latex. Columbus.... this day is for you buddy.... master of the high seas. Your legacy of shipmanship (oh yeah, I said it!)will live on forever. Here you are:
and this is what your profession has become: